I signed the lease for my apartment.
I bought green nail polish.
Chicken wings fo’ dinna.
I play, teach and conduct for a living.
This is too fucking much fun.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
When you are hurting, there will always be people who find a way to make it about themselves. If you break your wrist, they’ll complain about a...”